Saw this on the Blue Route yesterday. So, you drive like a sparkly, whiny emo bloodsucker? How does one do that?
This is really stupid but I think maybe there’s good money to be made here, so I came up with some Edward Cullen slogans of my own that are far better:
I Spelunk Like A Cullen
I Solve Differential Equations Like A Cullen
I Smile Like A Cullen
I Move Furniture Like A Cullen
I Knit Like A Cullen
Have any more? The more ridiculous the better.