What does this even mean?!?!?!?!?!?!

Saw this on the Blue Route yesterday.  So, you drive like a sparkly, whiny emo bloodsucker?  How does one do that?

This is really stupid but I think maybe there’s good money to be made here, so I came up with some Edward Cullen slogans of my own that are far better:

I Spelunk Like A Cullen

I Solve Differential Equations Like A Cullen

I Smile Like A Cullen

I Move Furniture Like A Cullen

I Knit Like A Cullen

Have any more?  The more ridiculous the better.


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