First off, let me apologize to the internet for the travesty of pure ridiculousness that is this blog. I’m sorry. I don’t mean to clutter you with this crap, but I have been kind of bored lately so I figured I’d take it out on you, like a kid who burns ants with a magnifying glass just to see what happens. It’s business, I’m sure you understand.
I’m not entirely sure why I started a blog. I tried before, and after a week or ten days, I gave up because I either had nothing to say or I couldn’t think of any cool, quirky “theme.” So instead, I think I’ll just write whatever the hell I’m thinking about at any given time. If I’m still around in two weeks, I’ll give myself a cookie.
Internet, I know you’re just teeming with random blogs by people who just want to speak their minds, and to be honest with you, they all suck. I can say that, because really, this one sucks too.
And I’m sorry about that.
Now, where’s my magnifying glass?